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(sorry it’s all muffly D:) 

• What’s your name & username?
  
• Where are you from?
  
• What’s the time where you are?
  
• Pronounce the following words: Meme, Pepe, Doge, Sudoku, Espresso, Celtic, Açaí, Dr. Seuss.
  
• What’s your favourite pizza place? Favourite pizza topping?
  
• What’s your favourite dessert?
  
• What’s your favourite food? What food do you hate?
  
• What’s your favourite TV show? Which show were you into, but then got out of?
  
• What brand is your phone?
  
• Do you speak a second language?
  
• How do you define a group of people when you’re talking to them? Do you say ‘guys,’ or ‘dudes’ or?
  
• What Harry Potter house do you most identify with? If sorted by Pottermore, did you agree with the one you got?
  
• Is there something you should be doing right now but are procrastinating?
• Now that you’ve talked about what you need to be doing, go do it!