mademoiselle-princesse:

Doctors as Vines

First: I said whoever throws that paper, your mom’s a hoe

Second: I’m JOHN CENA! *blows his nostrils on two recorders*

Third: DON’T FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Fourth: white kid whips

Fifth: dO I LOOK LIKE

Sixth: I’m disgusted, I’m revolted, I dedicated to our lord and savior Jesus Christ and THIS IS WHAT I GET?

Seventh: not even worried about

Eighth: Hey what’s it like to be sexy? *slips and bumps his head on a chair*

War: You better watch out. You better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

Ninth: IT’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! IT’S A BANANANANA, NEXT TO BANANANANA!

Tenth: Well when life gives you lemons

Eleventh: That was legitness

Twelve: This is the dollar store, how good can it be?

Thirteenth: Hi welcome to Chili’s