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“Y’know, an apple will keep about anyone away if you throw it at them hard enough,” Layla muses, tossing an apple up into the air and catching again with a meaningful look at the anon. With a wink to the Master, she asks, “No one’s bothering you, are they, sweethearts?” //immortaljackal

     “Well golly. I’m not used to having a bodyguard.” 

The Master snatches the apple from Layla’s hand and takes a loud, vicious crunch of a bite from it. 

     “Woo, a Pink Lady. Ferociously tart. Love it.”  

Have you ever been to a comic convention? Why, and did you like it?

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       “Oh, yes, it was delightful.  They all recognized me as ‘the Mad Prime Minister’ and I, what’s the term the youth use? ‘Trolled’ them: especially in the elevators and bathrooms.  Pretended to talk to myself or to an invisible friend, usually a unicorn, or the Easter Bunny.  Went double if they had dressed oop their brat children.  One of them wouldn’t stop smacking me on the leg, so I made him cry by alleging that the Easter Bunny had terminal cancer.”