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She slips into the library with Zinnia cradled in her arms and flops down beside her husband with a chesire grin. The next moment she has appropriated half his space and sprawled out across his lap with the baby on her chest. “Hello, Kookaburra. Whatcha doin’?”

     “HAL-lo, WIFE,” the Master booms, “and HAL-lo, BABY!” 

He kisses each forehead, loudly and appreciatively.  And then, in answer to the Doctor’s question, he holds up a forefinger, and lofts an eyebrow. 

     “Watch this.” 

He lifts a small remote control, no bigger than one of the TARDIS’s custard creams.  He punches the red and green striped button at the center.

The entire library illumines with a lights display of every Christmas hue, including the shapes of Santa, trees, snowmen, reindeer, stars and snowflakes, to Trans-Siberian Orchestra music. 

Koschei puffs up with endearing pride.  

     “For you, my girls! Ho ho, and a third, very merry, ho.”  

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lesbianforleela:

Concept:

Ryan introduces 13 to millenial/gen z humor and it descends into shitposting across the Tardis for instance; 13 says “I really do love working her we all just have such a nice time” and Ryan yells back from across the room “FUCK OFF JANET AND I’M NOT GOING TO YOUR FUCKING BABY SHOWER” or them saying random existentialist shit and Graham getting genuinely concerned.

itsjustkind:

｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ sclfmastery:

This feisty verbal bandying is a new development of their maturing, strengthening reconciliation.  It invigorates Koschei, and he grows louder and more boisterous by the minute.  

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     “Oh, very well, you pedantic bastard!  See if I let you spoon me again for the next fortnight! No, no, don’t coom a drop closer, you can’t seduce me into compliance again!”

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“Oh? Can’t I?”

The Doctor does as he’s told and does not come a drop closer, feet staying fixed on the floor exactly where they are. Instead, he kisses his own hand, and reaches out to press that same hand to the Master’s cheek, ‘transferring’ the kiss.

He beams then, pleased with himself. “Kissed you, and I didn’t even have to take another step! You don’t stand a chance.”

    “That is … . . absolutely out of bounds, you rule-breaking heathen!” 

That the Doctor would regularly surmount his insecurities to display stubborn affection for the Master … oh dear. It delights the jealous Time Lord down to the marrow. 

He turns and leaps indelicately into his lover’s arms.  

    “I’ll show YOU,” and he bites his nose, far from gently. 

A cat, and guess who is this notorious, evil genius’s catnip. 

sclfmastery:

//I. Gah. I’m having A Day. I’ve been having A Day for a couple days now, despite all my best efforts. I didn’t even get up today until 1 pm due to nausea and migraine headache, so that should give y’all an idea.  Unfortunately mental illness symptoms accompany the chronic physical illness symptoms.

Fam is being super impatient with this though and is telling me to “tough it out” and is dragging me out for Christmas shopping weekend madness. I am genuinely asking that y’all pray for my sanity lol. 

//Well it was a long but very fruitful day, and I even had some fun! I’m pretty beat, though, so I think I won’t be dropping by Skype, Discord, or here tonight. Instead I’m gonna watch Christmas movies and turn in early ❤