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Why are you so fabulous? Tell me your secrets

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      “I begin my daily routine by trimming my goatee to perfection with a blade whet by the spite I’ve accumulated over the centuries.  I then exfoliate with a scrub containing the bitter tears of my fallen enemies and their futile endeavors to outwit me.  My eyeliner is composed of the blackness of my soul.  Naturally, as that blackness is darker than the moon’s shadows, and as I am a scientific genius, the contours are mathematically flawless. Indeed, my entire being, inward and outward, is a harmony of Phi, an ode to the Golden Ratio, an ineffably pleasing conglomerate of symmetrical forms.  Form follows function, and my function IS fabulousness.”  

“You always know how to make me smile.”

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There’s a searing note of betrayal in the Master’s eyes, as he looks up from his work.

      “Is that so,” he balks, in a tone he’s not used on his best friend for long months.  It’s suspicious and it’s wounded.  “Then how about how to keep you alive?  Why’ve I not puzzled that one out?”  

You said you wanted to die. I heard you I heard you I heard you I HEARD YOU….!  You self-centered old BASTARD, you’re my WHOLE EXISTENCE, or is that still not clear?  

{ You become responsible forever for what you have tamed. } 

Yet you would LEAVE ME AGAIN, only in a different form, and a far more permanent manner.  

Sometimes you gotta look back to the first decade of the 21st century and laugh your ass off at your trash noodle muse standing in a welding apron OVER A SUIT (why didn’t you change your clothes, you incandescent genius LOL?) laughing at how he’s expertly vandalized a TARDIS. 

Look at that sinnamon roll, lmao. 

𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ♡

belladoesrpmeme:

For the fluff and soft hearted, here is another lists of sentence starters that has the highest potentiality to turn into a soft scenarios. Feel free to change any pronouns / sentence structure according to your muse’s preference!     TRIGGER WARNING:   N/A.

  • “I never noticed your eyes were this [colour].”
  • “Your heartbeat’s really loud.”
  • “You asleep?”
  • “I like this, being so close to you.”
  • “Your hair keeps falling into your eyes, do you know that? Here, lemme just—”
  • “You’re so, so, so pretty.”
  • “I just — I’m breathless, okay? Whenever I’m with you, it happens.”
  • “You make my heart beat so quick.”
  • “You always know how to make me smile.”
  • “You’ll always be safe with me.”
  • [Kisses the other on the cheek]
  • “Always.”
  • “I can’t imagine being anywhere but here with you.”
  • “All my choices lead me to you.”
  • “I’ll never give you up.”
  • “I sleep better if you’re around.”
  • “You snore in your sleep. But… it’s adorable, okay?”
  • “I like this. A quiet breakfast with you.”
  • “There’re billions of people on this planet, and I love you. How incredible is that?”
  • “I trust you.”
  • [Holds the other’s hand when they think the other won’t notice]
  • “You keep staring at me instead of watching the film. What’s up?”
  • “Let’s push all of these stuff away. I wanna dance here right now with you.”
  • “Are we really doing this? Are we really slow-dancing?”
  • “When you laugh like that, it just — you’re so beautiful, you know that?”
  • “No, sorry, you laughed. I … I never saw it before. It’s — pretty.”
  • “You haven’t laughed in a long time, and I guess I was staring ‘cause I forgot how that looked like.”
  • [Puts head on the other’s shoulder]
  • “I will never let you go.”
  • “You’re the best thing to have ever happened to me.”
  • “You wrote me a song?”
  • “You’ve got a fever. Of course I’m not going anywhere.”
  • [Suddenly feels around the bed to search for the other’s hand / body when they’re sleeping]
  • [Extends a hand when they see the other was searching for it while they’re sleeping]
  • “I just feel calmer. When I’m with you.”
  • “You’re not in bed. I came looking for you.”
  • “What are you doing up? Come to bed.”
  • “It’s weird. I never thought I could feel like this, but you showed up. Now, it’s like I don’t wanna go on knowing I might lose the feeling.”
  • “I don’t mind sharing the blankets with you.”
  • “You’re cold. Come here.”
  • “You always do that. You always warm me up.”
  • “Stay.”
  • “It’s getting crowded. Here, hold my hand.”
  • [Hugs for a very long time]
  • [Puts feet on the other’s lap]
  • “I’m so proud of you, you know that?”
  • “I love you.”