u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach
companions: hey uh… mr. the master? how come the doctor lets u hang around even though ur evil and have tried to take over the universe multiple times??
the master, sipping his morning coffee with his feet on the tardis controls: