Shit! It’s your birthday in a few weeks? I didn’t get you anything… :(( What do you want?

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      “An old Unix System hard drive; a zebra; a customizable flavor update to the custard cream dispenser; exactly three bobby pins; a giant rubber band ball … .” 

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       “ … . and a person-sized laundry chute, at the end of which, there lies a bathtub of baby scorpions

                                           For science.”