How would you respond to a little human kid telling you that they want to be like you when they grow up?

Feign nonchalance. 

    “With tremendous admiration for their good sense.”  

Don’t warn them against becoming ugly and untouchable

The Master spins to bare his back at the inquirer, regally. 

Don’t warn them against the price of relying only upon yourself. 

The price of refusing ever to compromise oneself: unmitigated solitude. 

   “Why do you ask?”

Shit! It’s your birthday in a few weeks? I didn’t get you anything… :(( What do you want?

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      “An old Unix System hard drive; a zebra; a customizable flavor update to the custard cream dispenser; exactly three bobby pins; a giant rubber band ball … .” 

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       “ … . and a person-sized laundry chute, at the end of which, there lies a bathtub of baby scorpions

                                           For science.”  

I absolutely loveeeee the way you write Simm!Master! They’re a very layered and complex character and you manage to really get into their brain…you really do them justice. I wish I could properly convey just how much I adore lurking your threads. I can always hear Simm’s voice when I’m reading them. Fantastic portrayal!! 💜

1-800-How’s-My-Portrayal?

*softly gasps* :3 friendo thank you, I work REALLY hard on dialogue patterns to make sure that you can hear the actor and the mannerisms of the character, both in behavior and speech. I always rewrite dialogue until I can hear the character clearly in my head, so I am glad it works for you! ❤