“Er, well … !”
“I mean, I’d be happy to oblige.”
“Those three, in that exact order. Learn how to be a renegade Time
Lord from the Original Monster, wouldn’t mind doing the nasty with
him; again, marry Davros in order to plot his demise at the hands of
another; kill Borusa. He gave terrible exams. And he was less than
kind to the person who belongs to me.”
“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.”
“Because … .”
He feints right out of the conversation with that wearily glorious declaration, complete with a handkerchief (black with a red embroidered M of course) that he places against his brow.
((AHHH i can’t do this one cause i got separate romantic verses with a Doctor and a Jack and I don’t wanna seem like I’m picking one over the other DDD: <33333 I’m sorry cause this was fun XDDDD ))
“ … . .”
For the longest moment it looks as if he’s going to combust into black flames and consume the universe with his wrath.
Instead, petulantly, he smacks a palm on the table.
“Time travel back to the year of our marriage during which she would be
agreeable to it and fuck Lucy; marry my GREATEST RIVAL Davros then
see to it that he D I E S at Rassilon’s hands, then kill Rassilon!”
“OKEY-DOKEY, SMOKEY?”
The Master gnaws on a nail and squints at the inquirer.
“I’d fuc–I mean, kiss–the Valeyard, marry Ushas … hehHAH, she’d
just … looooove that … and kill Sarah Jane. I couldn’t possibly
choose the life of a Companion over that of my old schoolmate, or
any incarnation of the Doctor.”
“This is actually rather difficult. Instinct tells me to marry Jo… . my God,
she was around for so long, she almost became an appendage of the
Doctor every time he foiled my schemes. She would probably projectile
vomit on me for saying that, though. Kiss Rose … she’s both fetching
and powerful, and we … share priorities, we’ll say. Kill River,
because although she’s beautiful and brilliant, she’s squatting on my
territory.”
“I’m a Coke girl myself.”
//I too love them, they are my rainy day cheer up!!!! <33333
Icarus 