//AW GOSH <33333 Thank you!!!!
Tag: Anonymous
Accusation: koala
Send an accusation and the muse can only answer with “guilty” or “not guilty.”

“ … . you. Have to the count of three to start running.”
NO I’M NOT THE ALMONDS ANON I JUST LIKE THAT JOKE
//OH OKAY ROGER WILCO <3333
Accusation: Befriending someone, getting them to trust you and then breaking that trust, smashing it to bits.
Send an accusation and the muse can only answer with “guilty” or “not guilty.”

The Master’s legendary hubris falters. Momentarily.
The accusation may refer to any number of people, but is likely to refer to Bill Potts. She was his coup de grace of long-cons, a decade-long sting on the Doctor’s desire to be the salvation of all.
And he is far less proud of that, in retrospect, than one might expect. Long, painful conversations with the twelfth and thirteenth faces of the Doctor have resulted in something perilously akin to shame.
Because really, despite his nasty cracks at her “boring” personality, Koschei liked Bill. She was smart, easygoing, and far from petty in the way that humans ordinarily are. He did, after all, learn all the mundanities of her personhood, in those ten years: her favorite toothbrush color and gum flavor. The music she’d play while working out. What gave her insomnia. The name of the first girl she kissed.
Which makes the whole betrayal ten times as horrifying. He knows that. He knows.
“Guilty.”
Wait; even better. Just dab at one of the doctors and just run. Preferably a younger doctor so they might not understand. Please do it for me and don’t say a word.
//Almonds nonnie just for you I am going to draw the Master dabbing again (I did it ages ago but it was crappy so I am gonna do a redraw <3333 )
Accusation: Murder
Send an accusation and the muse can only answer with “guilty” or “not guilty.”

Well, duh.
The Master has the temerity to cackle at this accusation, loud and straight from the gut, flashing perfect politician’s teeth.
He’s been baptized in the blood of innocents since he was a small child, and his best friend deigned him a more suitable companion to Death.
“Guilty, you troglodyte.”
Accusation: Emotional Manipulation
Send an accusation and the muse can only answer with “guilty” or “not guilty.”

He likes the clinical terminology for this extremely commonplace crime. He’s fairly certain he does it as often as he bathes in luxurious scented bath salts, which is to say, daily.
“Guilty.”
Dishonour!! Dishonour on you! Dishonour on your family! Dishonour On YOUR COW!

“Well of COURSE, my dear. My bovines are every bit as nefarious as anything else I possess. What. You think I haven’t watched Mulan? You fool. Mushu is an excellent role model. Tiny but capable of breathing fire. Yes, we’re kindred spirits.”
song rec: I’m a Wanted Man – Royal Deluxe (can’t remember if I sent this in already or not, so if so, apologies)
//You did not but never fear! Let me see:
They didn’t know it when they turned me loose
I shot the sheriff and I slipped the noose
The law ain’t never been a friend of mine
I would kill again to keep from doing time
You should never ever trust my kind
I’m a wanted man
I got blood on my hands
Do you understand?
I’m a wanted man
I took the pistol and I shot out all the lights
I started running in the middle of the night
The law ain’t never been a friend of mine
I would kill again to keep from doing time
You should never ever trust my kind
I’m a wanted man
I got blood on my hands
Do you understand?
I’m a wanted man
If you ask me to change
I don’t know if I can
I’ll always be who I am
I’m a wanted man
I got blood on my hands
Do you understand?
I’m a wanted man
Woo this one’s dark!!! Especially the impenitent nature of the evil reminds me of Simm’s (at least) facade!
🐨 ☕

“Alright, alRIGHT, am I to be forever haunted by this totally circumstantial resemblance to a marsupial?!”