lifehack: dont like people? Murder
Tag: koschei no
don’t let anyone dehumanize you
dehumanize yourself
be the creeping eldrich horror you have always longed to be; rain furious vengeance down upon those who would unmake you
booty shorts that say “god won’t let me die” on the ass
sometimes people will disagree with u but that’s ok bc u can just kill them
“Why are humans so stupid? And why do I have to get so attached to them? And why do boys have to go and break not one of my hearts but two?”
Koschei registers his daughter’s inconsolable sorrows instantly. His teeth tap together like an infuriated little mongoose’s. He snatches up his laser screwdriver from the TARDIS console, and draws Ophelia against him, kissing her hair, and rubbing her back.
“That’s alright, Button.”
“MURDER solves a great many of life’s heartsaches.”
Icarus 