Advice: what do you do when you fear your lover is losing interest?

Ask my muse for romantic advice.

“Insert yourself into every inch and aspect of their life, every thought and feeling and association, conscious or otherwise.”

//I’m laughing that many of y’all want this disaster of an alien life form to advise you on love??? XDDDDD

So if I asked really, really nicely…would you be my new best friends?

Why be the dancing queen when you can be the killer queen, gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind

nottsgold:

The Gearkeeper

Subject: Stabby

Status: upgraded

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”