“Oh, lick your wounds. I’ve got, what, three-ish inches on you. Tops.”
Layla stares pointedly up at him from her 5 feet 6 inches of height. “You. Just shut up.” //immortaljackal
Tag: lefaemun
I will wait. For every muse. I don’t care how long it takes. Days. Weeks, Months. Hell, even years. I will wait, because you’re my friend, and you’re worth waiting for. You and your mum are in my thoughts always. I hope you both find relief soon, lovely. I love you. <3
<333 Lexi you are always so kind. <3333
Layla vc: *grinning mischievously* “I can help with the first one!”
“YOU. SIT DOWN and BEHAVE!”
“Y’know, an apple will keep about anyone away if you throw it at them hard enough,” Layla muses, tossing an apple up into the air and catching again with a meaningful look at the anon. With a wink to the Master, she asks, “No one’s bothering you, are they, sweethearts?” //immortaljackal
“Well golly. I’m not used to having a bodyguard.”
The Master snatches the apple from Layla’s hand and takes a loud, vicious crunch of a bite from it.
“Woo, a Pink Lady. Ferociously tart. Love it.”
“I’ve got a gallon of ice cream and if you don’t get a spoon my tummy ache will be all your fault,” Layla says with a teasing lilt. “It’s some new thing kind I found out in the Bajor Sector. Supposedly it’s somewhat psychic and changes its flavour to meet your personal tastes. Besides, I don’t share my sweets with just anyone, so you really should take me up on the offer.” //immortaljackal
“Psychic ice cream?“ The Master looks transparently gleeful. He begins to serenade the damned ice cream carton, his voice startlingly sonorous and pleasant:
‘WHoaaaa oh oooh ohhhh, for-the-long-est-tiiiime, I haven’t had that for the loooongest time, oh what can IIII doooo, I’m so–”
“–inSPI-red by youuu, I haven’t had you for the looogest tiiime …”
“So. What color is it? Flavor should be dark chocolate lava cake with raspberries. Dark and tart, that’s my thing.”
He stabs the offered spoon right into the psychic dessert.
“Don’t disappoint me, you bastard gelato.”
These asks + my undercaffeinated brain decided that there should be a Disney-esque song about now akin to that of “Gaston” (Beauty and the Beast), only about the Master instead. If I were more up to the task, I’d consider writing the lyrics, but right now, ugh. Someone else want to pick this up? Because I will support you unconditionally.
//Omg, takers?
As a nonbinary pan (which sounds weird putting it that way, but I’m both pansexual and panromantic, so, y’know, whatevs), genderqueer is absolutely acceptable. The only time you would ever need to question whether or not it’s not is if you’re using it in the same way you’d use the n-word (spoiler: news anchors can say queer on live tv, but can not say the n-word; that should tell you everything you need to know).
//Doesn’t sound weird <333 your ID is yours. Also thanks for the further reassurance luv <333
also, in case you’ve missed it, my Irving mun is on a Torchwood kick right now, *strongly hinted* that I should start a Torchwood blog. So Tosh is now available by me at oenomelxgenius
N*CE
me: *goes to check the Master’s blog while randomly awake for a bit* / also me: *finds a wall of hidden posts from blacklist* / …I’ll check back after I’ve watched the episode later tonight then. ;D
//YES YOU PROBABLY WANNA WAIT LOL
Ugh, tell me about it. Tony’s got 150+ and picks up more every day. Surprisingly, Layla is actually up to 79 at this exact moment, but she’s also been around for longer. Swapping her mainverse fandom interactions primarily to DWEU has helped, but it’s still frustrating at times. Though I wouldn’t give up the interactions I’ve managed to wrangle out of any of her followers for anything. I love the shenanigans she gets up to, especially with your muses.
nodnodnod. i was thinking about Layla as i wrote this post, actually, and another friend’s OC, Nahia. ❤
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