“I have never cried. Not ever. Not once in my life.”
“Certainly never over a moving Hallmark Christmas commercial.”
“Was it the one with the grandfather and the granddaughter and the dog? Because I was bawling in the bath over it about an hour ago.”
“NO. I mean, what? There wasn’t a commercial, that’s the point … !”
“It was a really cute dog, okay? Oh, DO shut up.”
Icarus 