anyone 6’0 or taller: stands near me
me: [softly] for fuck’s sake
Meanwhile the Master:
Tag: lmfao)
“What are you doing here?
“If I told you ‘nothing,’ honest as it may be, you wouldn’t believe me, so I think I shall enjoy sitting here on your jumpseat grinning at you, and letting you progressively spiral into a panic.”
Ah, friendship.
ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off
@forgediinfire lmao
*Give a Tinky Winky plushie* (Lyra)
“Oh my GOD, you remembered! My DARLING vessel! Oh, Lyra, it’s a collectible!”
Koalas don’t have much energy and, when not feasting , they spend their time dozing for up to 18 hours a day.
“Do I LOOK like I’m eating or sleeping, you CLOD?!”
Braxiatel: What’s upsetting you brother?
Theta: Koschei keeps using human phrases wrong!
Koschei: Oh cry me a table, Lungbarrow.
reblog this if you are a canon divergent portrayal out of pure fucking saltiness towards the canon
Icarus 