favourite doctor/master moment: solving their problems by rolling round on top of each other (and they’re both useless weaklings so they look rubbish doing it) – for thetardisisoutside
“You know WHAT? You lot think I look like a koala, and that it makes me so impotently adorable, but have you ever heard about the Drop Bear, HM?”
The Doctor lofts a brow, amusement glittering in her eyes. She’s not entirely sure if he knows the truth or if he’s just being ridiculous. Either way, she drapes her arms around his neck and kisses his lips, cheeks, nose, brow, showering him in affection until he blushes.
“Ooohhh, my dearest hoosband. Don’t let them rile you. I’m the only one allowed to do that. But as for the Drop Bear…”
She indulges him, presses against him with a giggle, kissing the tip of his round koala-like nose.
“Well, I for one think you’re just far too adorable to be compared to such a vicious creature!”
“You’re making FOON me, I can tell, you’re using the Indulgent Voice–”
The pompously ruffled Time Lord gets no further. The Doctor is in his arms, filling his nostrils with her wondrous fugitive scent.
His lips thin to a line as she kisses every inch of his face; he scowls, and ferociously grumbles. All in vain, as the color rises in fat cheeks.
Her raucous laugh and the kiss to his nose finish him. The Master looks little more than deflated and hapless.
“Viiciousness and cuteness are most certainly NOT mutually exclusive.”
Never tell him that the Drop Bear is an urban legend; he genuinely doesn’t know. There’s that streak of peculiar naivety …
Theory: the Master was actually Napoleon and he gets defensive whenever he sees or hears about how the media made him look really short because that’s just how everyone remembers him
Icarus 