Sleep already!

Send “Sleep already!” for a starter where my muse is very clearly sleep-deprived, but refuses to sleep.

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     “Are you MAD?  You expect your opposition to ease oop on their counter-position to this school reform proposal if I sleep it off?”  

It’s entirely possible that the Master takes his role as the Lady President’s Chief Counsel a bit too seriously.  

A pile of ruthlessly marked-up paperwork sits on either side of his desk, like twin pillars of doom announcing his presence, as he continues to jot vicious notes in the margins of his own education reform documents.  

    “I mean honestly, which of us has been a successful politician before?  You ought to be milking my skills for all they’re worth!”  

As he says this, the tip of his fountain pen flies off like a deadly projectile, and sprays red ink all over his robes.  

Koschei sighs and purses his lips down at himself.

    “This looks a little more like  what I’m in the mood for.”  

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“Remind me again why you like having me around.”

Koschei deposits all his work on the long laboratory table and strides over to his husband. He straddles his lap and gazes at him with marmish incredulity. 

      “Yeah, luv, as soon as you can explain to me how you could possibly forget all the reasons Shall I catalogue them alphabetically or by subject?” 

“It’s not a reflection of you, I promise,” he says, taking his husband’s face in his hands and kissing his forehead before pressing their heads together. “Just a bad head day. You know how it goes.”

Koschei removes his reading glasses and settles himself more firmly on Jack’s lap.

       “That I do, husband, but you miss my point. I am prepared to lavish you with reasons for your greatness. Gird your loins, or rather, don’t, for I’m about to charm off your knickers.”

He clears his throat, theatrically.

      “The High Classical Greeks have striven in vain to sculpt your perfect face and body.  But this barely touches upon the beauty of your mind, heart, and soul.  You have the mind of a scientist, an artist, and an intellect. The heart of a poet and an adventurer.  The soul of one who secretly, for all his playful transgressions, wishes to warm his feet by a hearth cozied up with a special someone.” 

He wriggles a bit.

      “Lucky for you, here I am, dearest friend, father of my children, hero of my hearts.  You may now express your accolades in return.”  

“I’m The Doctor and I can be intimidating when I want to be!” She puts on best angry face she could. Too bad she didn’t have those attacking eyebrows anymore. “See? intimidating!”

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     “You are the Doctor, comprised of morning sunlight and babies’ laughter, and yes, despite this, I know that you could knee me in the nuts, drop me hard, and snap my neck if you still had the inclination.  It is a fact, and I impenitently confess that i find it desperately sexy.”  

(11th) “I’m armed with overconfidence and a small screwdriver… I’m absolutely sorted.”

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       “Yes, well, have fun with that, darling. Meanwhile I’ll be situating myself at a suitable distance to laugh at the ensuing debacle.”  

The Doctor puffed out his cheeks in childish annoyance.
How dare he. Theta of course, pouts.

“It works most of the time!” He protested.
“As if you could come up with something better.”

He knew far too well that he could come up with something better,
and childishly hopped that he wouldn’t even try.

     “I can’t tell if that’s an invitation to be schooled by someone who has long been your logistical superior, but either way, I’m calling your bluff. Move, bitch.”  

Says the asshole who made the entire planet himself and then didn’t notice when one of his armed guards was several inches too tall.