“Like what, given their scope for mischief? Let’s maybe keep it to a mammal. No iguanas or tarantulas just yet.”
“I was thinking something dumb and slow. Something they can’t teach tricks to.”
“So what, like a … . cow, a … .seal, a sloth, even? … . why’ve you got that look. You’ve got that look on your face. It means you’re going to be naughty, WHAT.”
“Okay, first of all, I’m not cleaning up cow shit. Doubly no for sloths, which are actually the most disgusting creatures ever to exist. But what about… a koala?”
“Sweet pea. You have to the count of five to leave the room before I THROW something at your HEAD.”
Icarus 