What vines remind you of my muse?

“Well I won’t.”

“Bitch.”
What vines remind you of my muse?

“Well I won’t.”

“Bitch.”
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“Come on now. Don’t tell me y’ve never heard’ve it.”
Clad in pink cubic zirconia studded hoodie and wide legged jeans, sporting a toothy smile that is magnetically infectious, is Rose Tyler, “chav extraordinaire.”
Talking to a perfect stranger, a lonely, homely little old bag lady she’s seen by the flats where she lives the past three consecutive nights. Hew new friend is probably honing in on sixty, with frizzy salt and pepper waves peeking out of a hand-knit hat, and business casual attire that was once not so threadbare.
Rose has given the lady an excuse to come inside, and play Mickey’s favorite “don’t tell nobody I play it” game: Dance Dance Revolution.
She clicks on an easy-level song and leaps onto the mat, while mum makes them tea in the squeezed-tight kitchen, making a fool of herself flailing about to the steps of some catchy disco tune.
The stranger is laughing breathlessly; mission accomplished.
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In the scope of the 16 billion or so years that he has existed as a discrete consciousness, the Morningstar has never found a more pitiable mortal life form than the human race. Never.
He muses upon this fact as he sits, chin on hand, in broad daylight, at a bench outside a Walmart parking lot. Yes, oh yes. The absolute dregs of human society populate here: “ordinary” people.
People parking in handicapped spaces without placards. People shouting at actual handicapped people who “don’t look it.” People trying to return used goods because they broke them, passing them off as new. Muggings, pick-pocketings, and the thieves aren’t even the filth of that scenario, it’s the red-faced middle-aged rich guys who scream “don’t ram your cart into my Beemer!’ The occasional Salvation Army bellringer, oho, those are the best of false messiahs yet. No homo!
People are disgusting. And Lucifer’s sole remaining consolation in all the universe, jilted from Heaven by a Father he loved too covetously, is the roiling nausea in his gut and the ache in his grinding jaw when he thinks too long on how disgusting life is.
“Get a job,” a woman with a soccer mom haircut snaps at the Devil, as she slap-slaps past in her flip flops.
Eyes the hue of a desolate winter sky follow her receding form through the automatic doors. Lucifer considers spontaneous disembowelment, but then shrugs, and the cold fury ripples off his form, replaced with a sinuous sneer. He doesn’t wanna lose his front-row seat, after all.
It’s funny. The Lightbringer is painted as a putrid rotting corpse, crawling with maggots and boils and burns and leprous holes, six bruised and torn wings once white as virgin snow now reeking of rotting roses, towering, a jowly beast of a fallen Archangel, and it’s true, on a supercorporeal level, that is the best way to describe Lucifer. But he chokes not with broiling fire. Not with dramatic horrific displays. Nah. Lucifer chokes with ice. He chokes with words never said. Jealousies that fester for years and centuries. Misapprehensions and miscommunications and resentments that turn into bitter entitlements. Lucifer is xenophobia, and envy, and foregone accountability. Lucifer is the simplest of concepts, really: he’s the absence of compassion. And these things are all soooo quietly insidious. They never make a fanfare, for all the talk that he is the embodiment of Pride (which he is).
And he RELISHES that humans will forever misperceive him as a red skinned imp with a forked tail. Or better yet, as a snake: an innocent legless lizard. Jesus, it’s hilarious!
The most. Pathetic. Creatures. In. The. Cosmos.
And thinking about that? It drowns out the endless keening wailing of a thing abandoned and past hope: with no one but himself to blame. It freezes that noise over. Just a little longer.
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((LOL oh my gosh. Well Steven Universe is easily my favorite animated series in years, so you’re astute about my personal tastes XD You just listed most of my favorite characters on the show tbh. If I had to pick just a couple, I’m convinced I’d be Rose, Pearl, Garnet, or Peridot. This suggests I ought to write an SU fanfic, but god, I’m mid-thirties with full-time work, past the age where I have time for fanfiction good enough that I’d allow myself to post. LET’S SEE. I’ll give you Peri for the meme :D))

Alright, she’s aware she may over-use the term “clod.”
Like when she’s trying to learn how to make vegetable stir-fry, and the scalding canola oil speckles her face: that wok is a CLOD!
Or when the mail carrier leaves an important parcel out in the rain and ruins it: that mail carrier is a CLOD!
Or when someone walking their dog along the beach doesn’t use a poop scooper, and Peridot steps in it: a CLOD!
Anyone or anything hampering her efforts to learn how to be more like the humans who have softened her edges: CLODS!
But honestly, Peridot stood out among her fellow vertically challenged green gems centuries and centuries ago, from the moment she constructed her visor, from the moment she chose to belie her small stature with mechanical enhancements of her own invention. Hasn’t she earned the right to a single abrasive behavior?
Steven would say otherwise: that kind conduct is its own merit, and shouldn’t be thought of as a bank from which to withdraw, for personal gain. AH, that terrifyingly frail flesh sack! She loves him.
SHE’S a clod.
Peridot peers into the bathroom mirror and sighs. She’s dropped her toothbrush into the odd waste fountain again, and Steven has said that it’s unsanitary to fish it out and use it again. But Peridot’s cheeks sting with hot shame. How many times, even since moving into the barn with Antisocial Kataara, must she prove her incompetence?
Behind her visor, the lime hued plastic fogs. She removes it quickly, clandestinely, to rob evidence of tears.
Send “Shh” to cuddle my muse after a bad day.

Despite the abysmal afternoon, consisting of a violent run-in with a long-ago enemy, Koschei’s found it in himself to give Sammy her bedtime story (usually largely narrated by the demanding and intrepid girl, but her father loves to indulge her).
He’s already dozing with her, bundled together under a thousand quilts and blankets, when Jack joins them.
The Master needn’t even open his eyes to find his husband’s arm and latch it with his own, effectively trapping him in the blanket nest.
Send “Shh” to cuddle my muse after a bad day.
She’s massaging his shoulders as he shrugs out of his maroon Council robes, having just taken the full lambasting of a dozen “concerned citizens” as to his crucial role in the reformation of the Prydonian Chapter’s testing procedures.
Isn’t your husband reputed to have failed his test before the Untempered Schism? and about eleven varieties of that (accurate) accusation still ring in his ears as he groans, and leans back into his wife, and takes his oldest friend’s legs, and wraps them around his waist.
The Master turns his head and presses his face into the Doctor’s neck, lazily kissing her jaw.
“Help me forget a while.”

//REVAN I will KILL YOU FOR THAT but okay LMAO I’ll give him a whirl. Probably tomorrow XD ❤
Send “Shh” to cuddle my muse after a bad day.

It takes inarticulable force and menace to curl the Master into a sobbing fetal ball. And yet here he is. What awful punishment has put him in this position, remains undetermined. But as the Doctor burrows his long lanky form around him, Koschei clings to his hands, to his wrists and forearms, happily the little spoon for once in his life, yielding entirely to the only presence he’d now welcome. Shivering violently, he holds fast to the arms encircling him, mouth pressed against the Doctor’s knuckles to muffle his own weeping.
Master: What d’you mean, I’m still a monster and a villain? I love the new Team TARDIS! The Doctor and … . *looks at smudged writing on hand* Jasmine, Ryan Gosling, and Graham Cracker!
Ask my muse for romantic advice.

“ … .”

“Well I wouldn’t call it a bad reason. Particularly if you’re allergic.”