[ Well after that sweater post how can I not?… >8D ]

“Aha! Hoosband! There you are! Look wot I found in tha’ little Christmastree Shoppe ‘round the corner from the electronics dealer on Banue Prime! Isn’t it joost perfect?”

She gestures, with what is most definitely a smug and nefarious grin, to the Christmas tree she’d insisted they display in the control room, just off the right side of the console unit nestled betwixt a corridor leading into the body of the ship and a bookshelf with her Top 127 Books [because she’d refused to only choose 120, but 130 wouldn’t fit].

There, hanging from a high bough near the apex of the tree is a brand new Christmas ornament just for him.

ryrythescienceguy:

nerdgul:

shadowdragonia:

max-thepinkhairlesbian:

me: *getting ready to sleep*

the demons in my head: cat.(ding ) I’m a kitty cat. and I dance dance dance.

me: what year am I in

This meme is so ancient most ppl who rebloged this prolly dont even know the video jingle this came from.

12 years. This meme is 12 years old

according to know your meme it’s actually 14 years old. as of today, coincidentally. happy birthday kitty cat dance thank you for your contribution to meme history

Okay, have you ever tried killing someone with a butter knife? How was the endeavor, if yes, and would you do it again? Sorry, I have a lot of questions.

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      “You know, that’s a fair question, really, because the dullness satisfies the sadist in me, as it exerts maximum pain per slice, but I’m afraid the pragmatist in me realizes it’s also terribly messy, and inefficient, compared to, say, a surgical blade, or to a gun or, my favorite, a laser.”