“We’re married” lmao lmao

queencfevil:

masterfulxrhythm‌:

queencfevil:

Send “We’re married.” for my muse to wake up in a future or alternate reality where our muses are married.

This. This!

This actually wasn’t that surprising, at all. Missy opened her eyes, realized of her situation, groaned and proceeded to sank on her resting spot again. Of course, she was going to establish an economic and legal alliance with herself. Himself. Themselves.

“Since we are Mr. and Mrs. Paradox now, can we get our daughter back?”

The Master sheds his nightshirt and buttons up his charcoal top, with its flawlessly pressed collar, and then he slips into the throbbing red lined black overcoat, tucking up the collar, like donning a mantle of ill will.  

He licks his lips and smiles. 

     “Oh, we’ll get back that which we love, that which we deserve, my 
       darling.  All of it. A l l . Of it.  But first.  Don’t you think it’d be fun
        if we reminded this universe why it fears us?” 

The one he was proposing was a quite logical and sensible course of actions. Yes, the universe needed a reminder.

And yet.

“There’s always time for that, Junior. The universe will fear me, will fear you no matter what we do. Old men will piss themselves at the very sight of your face, you can count on that. But I’m tired. Of waiting. You can go out and play if you want to so bad, but I have a better idea.”

He cocks his head, quelled by her suggestion, and takes a seat at the foot of the bed, watching her closely.  

      “I confess myself confused, dearest.  Do you speak of the same daughter
       we lost well before the Time War?  The one we …ah, abandoned, in
       pursuit of the Doctor?  I’ve been looking for her for years. No matter
       who I interrogate, torture or kill, the answer is always that she’s dead.
       That’ll not stop me, though.  Not if you’ve  ‘an idea’ … ?”

       “D’you mean to say that by being in the same place despite our 
        horse-shoed timeline, we’ve created a temporal paradox big enough
        to find her?”  

“We’re married” lmao lmao

queencfevil:

Send “We’re married.” for my muse to wake up in a future or alternate reality where our muses are married.

This. This!

This actually wasn’t that surprising, at all. Missy opened her eyes, realized of her situation, groaned and proceeded to sank on her resting spot again. Of course, she was going to establish an economic and legal alliance with herself. Himself. Themselves.

“Since we are Mr. and Mrs. Paradox now, can we get our daughter back?”

The Master sheds his nightshirt and buttons up his charcoal top, with its flawlessly pressed collar, and then he slips into the throbbing red lined black overcoat, tucking up the collar, like donning a mantle of ill will.  

He licks his lips and smiles. 

     “Oh, we’ll get back that which we love, that which we deserve, my 
       darling.  All of it. A l l . Of it.  But first.  Don’t you think it’d be fun
        if we reminded this universe why it fears us?” 

queencfevil:

masterfulxrhythm:

A resounding snort. 

       “Which one?  About five different faces have produced memorable
        eyebrows with a life of their own.”  

“Well, you are quite right about that.  But even though his dandy version brings me very fond memories, I must say the grumpy Scottish owl one.”

The Master laughs uncommonly softly; it’s a pained laugh, and the grimace of his features makes that plain.

      “And here I was thinking about the Estuary Englishman with the 
       porcupine hair. We all have our first Doctors, now don’t we, sis?” 

       “Bollocks. Now I’m all glum and dull.”  

queencfevil:

masterfulxrhythm:

       “I love that giiiiirl, wanna talk to her, she’s hot. As. Helllll.” 

“Oh, I know you do. I do as well.” She kept spinning. “But my grumpy chops. They have such a personality, you know –the eyebrows.”

A resounding snort. 

       “Which one?  About five different faces have produced memorable
        eyebrows with a life of their own.”  

queencfevil:

She just played the same note in a four-beats tempo.

Again
and again,
and again,
and again.

He sits down, without preamble, and begins to play a harmony to those four beats. 

Again
and again
and again
and as many times as it takes
for her to realize she is not alone
in this particular brand of suffering.