“Aside the classics that are Teletubbies and the Clangers, I am known
        to enjoy soap operas, though it remains unclear to me why they are
        referred to as such, and even more, that animated cartoon that 
        chronicles the exciting adventures of those space rock women and
        their little boy, the human-space rock chimera.”  

Nobody tell him that Steven Universe is just as fictitious as the “classics.”