“OI!! Ri’ then, listen oop. You an’ I ‘ave got centuries between oos so don’t try any more funny business or I’ll lamp ya, understood? This’s no time t’be stroppy, m’only tryin’ to ‘elp and I’m all set bein’ shocked, thanks, so pack it in or I’ll toss you into a supernova!”
The Master strolls into the kitchen, where his best friend is speaking in Northern Tongues while threatening to assault a toaster.
Typical Tuesday, really.
He sniffs, holds up a forefinger, and winks at her as though to suggest he has the entire situation well in hand.
Then, this technical genius, this intellectual titan … . bangs hard, three times, on the side of the toaster.
Intimidated, it tremulously surrenders perfect toast.
I desperately need an episode where the Doctor needs an alias and goes around calling herself John Smith because that’s her usual alias and why wouldn’t she use it?
What brought this on, friend? Not that I’m disagreeing, haha. ❤
Honestly? From me sitting back and thinking how nice it is that for THREE YEARS I have had all these lonely headcanons and been sticking up for this character into what has felt like a void and now I see there’s someone else who’s arrived at many of the same conclusions. It’s hella validating, if you don’t mind me saying so. ❤
….I feel like @rhythmofwar and I were like, separated at birth in terms of characterization, headcanons, url (mine used to be masterfulxrhythm), and even writing style, and suddenly have discovered each other’s existence through a plethora of mutuals, and now God had better nerf us because we’re gonna be too powerful soon lmao >:)
Icarus 